canadian-sloth:

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

wHO THe fuck lenT rusSIA the pencil?????

(via ellawise422)

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

(via alittlepurpleelephant)

(via radfagget)

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

(via little-blonde-liar)

fuckinq:

this was on twitter and I laughed so hard

fuckinq:

this was on twitter and I laughed so hard

(via dclaire13)

theacademy:

Yesterday on a Reddit “Ask Me Anything”, Harrison Ford answered the most controversial Star Wars question as if he had never stopped playing the role of Han Solo. 

(via jawn-and-his-dragon)

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

(via epinephrinedisorder)

android18:

miranda cosgrove stands uncomfortably against a wall while two angry lesbians have an argument

android18:

miranda cosgrove stands uncomfortably against a wall while two angry lesbians have an argument

(via youngjustus)

So what have you been up to since New York?

(via certainlydefinitelyabsolutely)

howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

(via derpette-mcherp)

jl8comic:

JL8 #170 by Yale Stewart
Based on characters in DC Comics. 
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jl8comic:

JL8 #170 by Yale Stewart

Based on characters in DC Comics. 

Like the Facebook page here!

Archive

2014 Con Schedule

Twitter

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baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via meidedios)

asker

Anonymous asked: Snarky responses may be helpful at this point. Its relationship advice that is needed.

Well since my wife was asleep when this was posted I can assume you’re not her fucking with me, ask away.